Showing newest 2 of 8 posts from April 2009. Show older posts
Showing newest 2 of 8 posts from April 2009. Show older posts

Saturday, April 25, 2009

LOUIS VUITTON AW09 PRESS DAY


South Molton Lane's Music Room, last week, was temporarily transformed into the Wonderful World of Vuitton for the brand's AW09 press day. And though I wasn't in the freshest of forms, less wide eyed and bushy tailed, more blue eyed and limpy tailed, there really is no ailment (or hangover) that a little Vuitton can't cure.



RTW


Self described as "frivolous, free-spirited and utterly French," the collection claimed the quintessential
Parisienne of the flamboyant 1980s as its inspiration. Is Marc Jacobs reliving and reliving his heyday or what? I mean, I suppose if you are at the creative helm of the world's premier luxury brand as well as your own line and its ensuing diffusions, you are entitled to pick a tune, stick with it and belt it out as loud as you can for as long as you can--especially whence it continues to fly off the shelves and set the zeitgeit's pacemaker. But this is why Marc is Marc, is it not? His uncanny ability to turn every thing he touches into the epitome of downtown 80s cool with distinctly sophisticated execution is why we keep coming back for more.

Henceforth, the New Yorker's take on Parisian ultra-femininity, no matter how earnest, resulted in an exhilarating array of richly manipulated and embellished fabric, gathering and hand-fraying, shocking and destablizing injections of color--"everything came ruched and ruffled, frilled and flounced." And speaking of flounced, the runway models were topped off, literally, with giant floppy bunny ears. Perhaps a Jacobs comment on the recession--his sartorial prowess is such that he is able to pull a tiny pleated puff ball skirted bunny out of a gloom-ridden retail hat.


























Accessories


We all know that with LV it's ALL about the accessories. In the brand's nearly 150 years of existence, only since 1999 have they sent models traipsing down catwalks and stocked their stores with racks of ready to wear. This season's accessories are a real testament to Jacobs' strength as a designer, his reinventions of the classic house's staple prints, fabrics and designs are seemingly endless, with each turn round the LV carousel more exciting than the next. Sorry Sprouse, the kid's got you beat. The unifying theme of the padlock was ripped off from Chloe years past (or returned to LV as they did have them way first) and fetishized. Embellished onto deerskin clutches and featuring as cinching centerpieces on key jewellery pieces, such as chunky chain necklaces painted with matte lacquer to look like brightly coloured paper (or even rubber) but in actuality were a form of heavy ceramic.

On the bag front (to come to monogram specifics later), iconic LV shapes, like the Speedy, Alma and Noe, were dressed up for evening and the eighties. Canvas monogram was overlaid with gold sequins and embossed calfskin bags appeared to have devoured smaller bags, with a faux second inner bag spilling over in a grained Epi leather inspired fabric, giving new meaning to the term "Neverfull."

But, oh, the footwear. Those boots I drooled over in Vogue's cupboard last week, in a plenitude of manifestations--those pearl detailed inverted cone heels, I've officially fallen victim. They might even unseat YSL's Eiffel Tower cage ankle boots from SS09 as my patron saint of worship du jour. From coquettish quasi-Marie Antoinette ankle-tie pumps in patchwork lace to luxe brocade thigh-high lace-up boots, the footwear was meant to compliment the runway models' ironically large pearl hairpins securing their spectacular chignons, reworking the motif at floor-level. From tip to toe, the LV AW09 woman is as immaculately accessorized as ever.






























Monogram


In the classic monogram range, this season (actually pretty much available now in stores), LV returned to its classic roots of outfitting the high flying seasoned traveler and brought back personal monogramming. For a mere £150 or thereabouts, you can have any monogrammed canvas bag, wallet, doggy tote or army of steamers with your initials arranged any which way and in a rainbow of colors. And since we all know that an LV purchase, unless you are a particularly violent wearer of handbags or have perpetual butterfingers, is generally for life. Or at least a few decades. That said, with the return of investment dressing to the forefront of the recessionista zeitgeist, since you may only be investing in the one bag this season (It bags are forever dead and gone anyway), might as well go the extra mile and personalize it. At least 20 years from now, such a brash declaration of ownership may dissuade your offspring from pillaging your bag collection and pinching your love-worn Speedy. Not that my mother's premeditated carving of NTK into her (now discontinued and vintage) Louis Vuitton satchel ever kept me at bay. No matter how much things change, they always stay the same.


Vintage trunk with original monogram
















Watches

A quick word. Inspired by the brilliant inventions of Jean-Eugene Robert-Houdin in the 19th century, LV introduces the Tambour Mystérieuse, the bespoke watch to end all bespoke watches. The thing completely conceals its own mechanism--look Ma, no hands! Well, it does have watch hands, which hover on an astounding system of transparent sapphire discs; no trace of the watchworks detectable to the untrained eye.

In terms of customization, the Mystérieuse puts the canvas monogram to shame. Why personalize with paint when you can personalize with diamonds? From a vast spectrum of possibilities, each personality summons its own reflection; yellow, white, or red gold or platinum…diamonds, rubies, or sapphires…brilliant or baguette cut. The watch’s oscillating rotor can be inlaid with one’s own initials, golden marquetry on an unseen sapphire heart.

Now, no watch so exquisite, especially one produced within the Wonka-land recesses of Vuittondom, could come complete without it's
own genuine trunk. That's right folks, a special watch needs a special box. With more amenities than the Ritz Place Vendome, the Chateau Mystérieuse is also completely customizeable (from the choice of leathers to the lining’s colour; even the LV lock can have a number matching that of other personally embossed luggage pieces). It even comes complete with its own hand winder and secret compartments for the mistrusting billionaire to squirrel away his invisible movemented friend. Good thing one of these bad boys take a year to manufacture, so even if you order one now, there still may exist a chance that the economy too will retreat into its own little personalized case, wind itself up and work some Mystérieuse of its own allowing you to actually afford it.


Mmm, polished stingray wristband








Home sweet home





Friday, April 24, 2009

ARTMACHINE




LONDON... NEW YORK... PARIS...MUNICH... EVERYBODY'S TALKIN' BOUT MMMM POP ART MACHINE ........MUSIC....... ART..........FIERCENESS....CLOWNING AROUND......DISCO.....ART + LOVE + FREEDOM = HEAVEN ON EARTH


My my, how far we have come from the good old days of plain drugs, sex and rock and roll. The above alluring facebook invite to Johnny Blue Eyes' latest debauch promised that the dark lord's self-extraction from LFW's House of Darkness would be all that and so much more.

Following on the success of his first art show last year at Coco de Mer, ARTMACHINE was a showcase for Johnny's film and performance based art--and we all know that Johnny's performances are high flying lycra/nude affairs not to be missed. So for one night only, Portobello's Muse Gallery was transformed into a kitsch-tastic House of Blue Eyes--bursting at the seams with the brightly coloured, boldly coiffured and brashly accessorized. Art meets fashion in the company of good friends, Blue Eyes under the blue skies was a recipe for a great night.




The Scene Outside


Same but different. I spotted Erin O'Connor down Portobello when I was en route, alas she did not make an appearance.



All I can say about her is legs legs legs. There were alot of great legs out in full force that night...maybe it's just because our eyes have been devoid of flesh and limb for so long that all gams look positively Barbie-esque.


Bert makes cleaning lady happen












Look at that hot...one piece!!!











The Goods

Exclusive artwork by Johnny and unique vintage pieces available to buy throughout the evening in the POP ART BOUTIQUE. Johnny demonstrates that he is not only a master of fabric and fashion, but of nail varnish, creating a series of hauntingly kitsch paintings with the stuff. Oh the creative ebb and flow that oozes out of this guy. Racks of choice vintage picks--there was also a cool bleached out jean jacket and 80s original Westwood tee and a lovely assortment of Union Jack dental floss undies.
I scooped up an oversized teal and white men's striped shirt in which I have sort of assumed permanent residence as of late. And by scooped up, I mean I put it on whilst tipsy and couldn't bring myself to later take it off and so had to purchase. Such behaviors only continued to gain in appeal over the course of the night as the drinks and spirits continued to ride high. And by the end of the evening, Johnny aka Clowny wasn't the only party goer whose outfit had undergone some sort of metamorphosis.

Post film and cocktail a plenty, I was easily lured into buying this gold spray painted leather jacket with zip off arms to become gilet, which Johnny customized for me in his own special way (meaning I won't be sharing his carefully chosen words of wisdom with anyone's grams or future employer until a brazen declaration of love for a certain taboo four letter body part makes its way into the heart of conventional colloquialisms). It's a bit flakey, literally, meaning, every where I go in it, I leave behind little trails of gold metallic dust bits. For example, I (whilst massively hungover) pretty much Johnny-dusted the whole of the Louis Vuitton showroom whence I turned up there the following morning for their press day. My chair at Vogue too is covered in its own little Blue Eyes magic, my own little gift to the next intern who graces that cupboard. Let's just hope she doesn't turn up and plunk down into that chair whilst wearing black.

So hear this Johnny: I expect this purchase to go a long way and be worth about as much as the whole of Iceland in the next few years when you become the next Galliano or Chalayan or whoever.


















Dido's artificial insemination gone awry...


The Films

The feature presentation of the night was a classic inspirational 1970s Rock and Roll film CHRISTIANE F.......featuring Artangel Mr David Bowie. Here was the first real link to his AW collection: don't let Clowny's bounciness fool you, there is a sartorial darkness which resides within.

The night also showcased a series of short art films by JOHNNY and New York based artist SETH KIRBY and two HOUSEOFBLUEEYES films, GLAMDANDYCLOWN and DON'T BE AFRAID OF DARKNESS WITHIN, directed by Johnny for the 2009 Collections. Here was the softer side of Johnny, after the blood and the fangs and the blaring electric guitar came hippie-whimsy and a floral garlanded Blue Eyes. And even though the film was black and white, it was then that, for the first time, I noticed just how blue Johnny's eyes are.
















Jesus Blue Eyes?




Johnny's lovely female costar with her son. MILF much?



























Special Guest Performer CLOWNY

















It's for charity, folks







The Man Behind the Clown

















Morning After Words of Wisdom from Johnny


GOOD MORNING YOU GORGEOUS RAVE & DISCO CHILDREN!!

MAGIC IS IN THE AIR....CAN YOU FEEL IT?


THE SUN IS SHINING,THERES DAZZLING HOUSEMUSIC PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND ...... IVE JUST FRAMED AN ARTPIECE OF (ARTANGEL) DAVID BOWIE,,,,


ALL IS EXTRA FINE IN JOHNNYWORLD ...........YES!


CLOWNY IS FEELING FRISKY,FIERCE AND TOTALLY UP 4 IT!


OPEN YOUR HEART & MINDS....LOOK TO THE SUN............YES!


I'M BRINGING BACK FOR THE SUMMER OF "09 IN FULL EFFECT THE VIBE OF SMILEY FROM "88 BUT WITH FUTURE ENERGY.....YES!!!


FUCK THE BILLS! FUCK THE JOB YOU HATE! SMILE AT THE BITCH WHO FUCKED YOU OFF IN THE SUPERMARKET Q.....


RAISE YOUR ARMS IN THE AIR ......WEAR COLOUR......LOVE AND BE FREE..................MMMMM YES TOTALLY!


HEAVEN IS HERE........BUT ONLY IF YOU WANT IT TO BE...........


GUARDIAN ANGEL OF LOVE


JOHNNY XXXXX






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