Butters' ten days of Blogmas: Day 7 House of Blueeyes XMAS PARTY AND NATIVITY

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Seven poles a-dancing,
Six shiny platform heels ,
Five golden rings,
Four scamping queens,
Three fit hens,
Two Blueeyes,
And a Pomeranian in a Christmas tree

What child is this who straps on red platforms on Johnny's lap is stripping? Glittery and white-clad messenger angels, Madonna (and child--get it?) reverie a droppin, last night, Shoreditch's White Horse was touched by the hand of the fabulous gods and morphed into a Christmas scene unlike any other--the Nativity a la House of Blueeyes. The party also celebrated the premier of House of Blueeys SS10 "I Feel Love" video and was attended by a slew of the fabulous dressed in their interpretations of religious icons--there were blinging crucifixes affixes to nether regions and embellished with leather and spikes, there were Josephs and Buddhas and a few others to boot. Dame Westwood's son even made a cameo and not just a little flesh was on display. But back to Jesus and his birthday.

The role of Mary was aptly taken up by the great mother of us all, Mr. Blueeyes himself. Mary Blueeyes emerged in the crowd's midst, immaculately clad and immaculately knocked-up, and made her way to the stage, her arrival preceded and announced by a blue star wand-bearing Bert. The rest of the story you know--no space at the inn and a few Madonna songs later, Mary Blueeyes' massive belly is heaving on stage and her loins bracing for onstage delivery.

After a long struggle, "Baby Jesus!!" Mary Blueeyes proclaimed, raising up the Christmas fruit of her womb--the one and only pole-dancer phenom Chiqui, clad in gold panties a sheer shawl and not much more. Divine indeed. "After 2000 f*cking years we have a new messiah and she's fierce, beautiful, kind, gorgeous, full of love!"

Then breaking out in Madonna and dance, the House of Blueeyes truly brought down the heavens and infused the whole of the place with their unabashed Christmas fabulousness. A Nativity unlike any other I've ever seen, Johnny's message, the House of Blueeyes' message, is the same of that of Christmas, thus rendering the performance beyond just a little apropos. Love, just FEEL LOVE. The spirit rang true throughout the pole dancing club, and friends came together for one last time before we all break for the holidays. Wine was drunk, lady Gaga sung and a wonderful time had by all.

Hark the herald angels sing, glory to the newborn drag king!

Full video of the Nativity coming soon on my YouTube Channel...

The Scene:

Santa gets his wish: a kiss from baby Jesus

Johnny introduces "I Feel Love"

Photo by Nedim Nazerali

Photo by Nedim Nazerali

Photo by Nedim Nazerali

House of Blueeyes presents: the Nativity

A star to lead the way :) (Photo by Nedim Nazerali)

Mother Mary

No room at the inn

The time has come

Jesus is born!

Photo by Nedim Nazerali

Hallelujah

Photo by Nedim Nazerali

And...more scene

me and Bert (photo by Markus Maverick)

photo by Markus Maverick

photo by Markus Maverick

photo by Markus Maverick

Photo by Nedim Nazerali

Butters and Markus (photo by Markus Maverick)

photo by Markus Maverick

me, Butters and Sketchbook photographer Nedim (photo by Markus Maverick)

photo by Markus Maverick

photo by Markus Maverick

Bert of Bert Industries...remember the tooth cuff? That's her! (photo by Markus Maverick)

photo by Markus Maverick