I'm too sexy for this Vitamin Water

Glacéau Vitamin Water: I don't drink it myself (Perrier girl). Personally, I think water should just taste like water and that's that. But they sure do give a lot of it away at London Fashion Week, and so, twice annually, I find my fridge busting full of the stuff. And next come season, those bottles collected for the sole purpose that they are SWAG and not necessarily something to actually be consumed, will be joined by a new flavor: XXX-Triple Berry. Tuesday night, the Bert and Butters and I headed on down to the "Berry Light District" venue on Broadwick Street to check out the first night in a three-evening shebang launch event for the flavor of the week.

Apparently stars like their Vitamin Water, because the evening boasted celebrity host Mel B (who gave me the cold spice shoulder when asked for a photo...boo), Jody Harsh and a six song set from Right Said Fred. The nineties throwback topped off their performance with a rousing rendition of "I'm too sexy," and the overly enthusiastic girl in the front row clutching knitted dolls of bandmembers Richard and Fred Fairbrass nearly collapsed with joy when the frontman grabbed his package and purred inches from her face, "I'm tooo sexy for my cat, toooooo sexxxxxxy for my cat, what you think about that?"

Vitamin Water Triple Berry XXX indeed.

Front-row footage! Never underestimate a pushy girl with a camera

Set list


The Scene:

Daniel Lismore and Jody Harsh

Jody takes a smoke break--just look at those neon platforms!


As the venue was super small, we had to q outside for some time...hence...street style snaps!


Details, details, details

Butters gets papped

BBert's latest pin

Konnie Huq makes an appearance

Markus Maverick

Having a Westwood day

The Performance

I love this girl